Monday, September 8, 2008

Suppose you were sleeping with Gisele....

If you were sleeping with Gisele, and then you fucked up your knee, would you still sleep with her.

What kind of question is that? If I was going NEAR Gisele and I broke my neck, I would crawl for her.

Brady broke, that cocky Lil bastard. He went down in the first game of the season. I was watching the Colts-Bears game. (DAMMIT PEYTON!)

I was so looking forward to someone knocking him on his ass again. I will always remember and cherish the look on his face after Eli got out of it and Tyree got the ball. The undefeated had fallen. The cockiest football player in the world had fallen. That sonofabitch who got his girlfriend pregnant then dumped her had just had his whole life flash before his eyes.

He got beat by Eli Manning.

7 comments:

The Angel and Demon Within said...

Gisele, no. Angelina Jolie, now nothing could stop me!

Greg Voltaire said...

I don't get the Angelina thing. I just don't find her attractive. Maybe I have some messed up genes but I would've taken Jen any day based on looks.

I'm not mean, I'm just not nice. said...

First of all, please tell me that you're not a Colts fan. Second of all, Gisele, ehh. Not the biggest fan. Adriana Lima, she's the hottest Victoria's Secret model yet. But, if I WAS sleeping with Gisele, I don't think I'd let a knee put me up for too long. And I don't think it will put Tom Brady up for long either.

Greg Voltaire said...

I never like teams, I like individual players and like whomever they are with at the current moment. I was a fan of the Seahawks because of Shaun Alexander, Colts because of Peyton, Giants because they were whipping Brady's ass, and several others for various reasons. I hate Tom Brady with a passion to rival that of my hatred for *insert hated person*. It's possible he's a great person, but the whole knocking the girl up and leaving her thing makes me think he deserves for Gisele to bite his dick off. I have always had a thing for Gisele more than any of the Angels, although she isn't even close to the most gorgeous celebrity.

The Angel and Demon Within said...

Angelina has the sultry sex kitten look. You know she is a naughty girl who would be up for just about anything.

Jen is a lovely lady but she doesn't have that same look that makes even straight girls want to do her.

The Angel and Demon Within said...

Sorry guys, but I just can't get into the whole pro sports thing. I'm a big college fan (hard not to be when you grew up in a college town).

It drives me crazy the money those guys make to play a sport (sport=game). I understand the argument that they have to work hard and put themselves through strenuous training. I understand that they take on the risk of physically harming their bodies. So what, so do police officers, firefighters, and teachers. They don’t make six figures and their jobs are much more important to society.

Oh, I could go on for hours on this subject. However, I am tired and mundane housewife duties to attend to. (Angel steps down from her soapbox with her head hung low…)

Greg Voltaire said...

Believe me, if it were up to me, I would pay them around 75 grand a year. But I figure as long as they are playing, despite the fact that they are making more money than anyone I know personally will ever make, I watch.