Thursday, September 4, 2008

Remember that cheese I told you about....

Well I am refusing to talk about it. It knows what it did...

Anyway, I have elected to continue writing for at least another 3 minutes.

Granted, it may happen in one sentence pieces that will annoy the hell out of you.

My blog, my rules.

Because there's nothing to talk about. There's some rubber cement on my desk. A friend of mine blacked out today. I'm going out of town tomorrow.

Well, I guess I can talk about something. Movies or books.

What about the Dark Knight? No, already been done too much.

Nineteen Eighty-Four? Awesome book, but no.

Why don't I do a restaurant review. What about not.

The Theory and Practice of Oligarchical Collectivism? Makes a good message about the flaws of a functioning society and how to maintain the upper class in a position of absolute power while the bourgeois are kept in a point of eternal war with no end, thus paralyzing the distribution of goods while still maintaining the functioning economic growth needed for the gears of society to keep going and at the same time keeping them in a state of ignorance while the lowest class struggles to survive and could only possibly empower themselves via revolution of utmost proportions but will never do so because of the admitted goal of the upper class to have power as it's own end rather than change involves the complete and utter destruction of free and independent thought, but no.

I suppose I could make a complete post out of possible things to do, but I really don't feel like it.

So I'll just leave you hanging for a while. Or forever.

Or just for the weekend.

4 comments:

I'm not mean, I'm just not nice. said...

The Theory and Practice of Oligarchical Collectivism, eh? Aren't you the smart one! Want to write my senior thesis for me? The topic is the Theory and Practice of Oligarchical Collectivism. I'd be willing to compensate you for your efforts, of course.

Speaking of compensation, I have to inform you that it was mainly eurotrashtastic Lars Ulrich who went on a crusade against Napster. I chalk this up to him having a tiny penis. I have to admit I like your other music choices. I have NKOTB on my iPod..."The right stuff?" Music gold, baby. I can't believe that I didn't mention Queen on there, but I do adore them. Sacha Baron Cohen will be playing Freddie in an upcoming biopic, by the way. It disgusts me that Queen tried to get another lead singer because no one can and will ever come close to Freddie's vocal range.

I also enjoy some rap...and I even have to admit the occasional Soulja Boy. "Booty Meat" is played quite often here. Love the Scorcese and Dropkick reference (Shipping up to Boston). Flogging Molly can't get enough praise from me, you should check out "If I ever leave this world alive," because it's the type of beautiful song that only the Irish could come up with. (I'm biased, though)

ICP....umm can I just admit that I love "Tilt-a-Whirl"? I mean, the lyrics are just genius in a really fucked up way.

I think I've rambled enough for the night...music discussion is high on my list of favorite things to do, however.

Greg Voltaire said...

I must admit, I am much more into movie discussion, as with movie there are characters and emotions and feelings and regrets. Music seems less dimensional. Not one dimensional, just less than music. And The Departed is the greatest movie in the history of the universe. As quoted by a friend concerning Led Zeppelin: You're opinion doesn't matter to me. They are the greatest ever. So true of Departed. And as for NKOTB, I am more of a fan of their most recent stuff myself.

And if you need someone to write your senior thesis on the Theory and Practice of Oligarchial Collectivism, just find a guy called Emmanuel Goldstein. But he doesn't exist. So instead, ask for the horny one with the lobotomy. She can direct you to Minitru.

The Angel and Demon Within said...

Eric A. Blair would be proud of you Greg!

Greg Voltaire said...

Alas my dear Angel, there is no higher honor.